Officially Four!!

Many apologies for the "recent" (two months) lack of postings. All of us of fine, we've just been busy.

Madeleine and Emily officially turned four in early March and now consider themselves "big girls". There has been a sudden onset of independence...and a bit of attitude as well! However, it has been a generally positive change.

Madeleine in front and Emily in back "driving" their table somewhere (I can't remember the destination). Yes, we have gone over, and over, and over the idea that sitting on the table is not the best move. However, I may as well ask the table to walk across the room...so, we live with the occasional bump on the head and try to take advantage of the "teachable moments".

In early March there was "a lot" of snow - by Williamsburg standards (the local meteorologist actually pinned a snowflake of some sort to his lapel...). Madeleine attempting to start a snowman.

Emily, ready to take over the world with her windshield scraper.


Clearing off Till's car.

A slightly confused cardinal in one of our trees.

Birthday morning!! Madeleine on the left and Emily on the right in their official "birthday outfits". Behind them is a tent their mother bought on a whim thinking it would: A. be much smaller B. require less effort to set-up. The balloons are tied to Legos so they won't float away.

Madeleine with her name train from Oma and Opa.

Emily with her train.

Madeleine

Every year we have someone take a snapshot of the four of us on the girls' actual birthday. This year we also did pictures of each girl alone with us. We had to go to the Econ Dept to find someone to take the picture, hence the lovely concrete block wall!

Emily

"Snow White" Madeleine opening presents.

"Sleeping Beauty" (in our house - Sleeping Bleauty) Emily opening presents.

Oma and Opa sent us tons of hair accessories - which we insisted wearing all at once. Emily (L) checking Madeleine's hair.

Madeleine - now a big girl who can walk across the tires alone!

Emily's tire adventure.

Madeleine on the left and Emily on the right "twirling" in the hula skirts sent by Aunt Camilla and Kelly and t-shirts sent by Grandma and Grandpa.

Preschool class on the last day of class before spring break....wearing our bunny ears after our egg hunt.

Speaking of preschool. As a reward, Miss Terri, uses markers that have shaped tips; asterisk, swirly circle, heart, etc. Basically, you can use the markers as stamps. When a child does something good, they get a stamp on the back of their hand. In late March Madeleine came home with four stamps and Emily came home with three. Emily was very upset and I finally discerned, between gasping sobs, she had in fact earned four (at least in her opinion), but Miss Terri was busy and said she'd put the fourth stamp on Emily's hand "in a minute". She then forgot (I can identify)....The following school day Emily came home with about 10 stamps on the back of her hand (way above the usual amount). Knowing a fraud when I see one, I asked her how she got so many stamps. She proudly informed me "I waited and waited and when Miss Terri went away I sneaked really hard and got the marker!"

Our Hostessing Debut

In front David, then semi-circle left to right, Emily, part of Madeleine, Evan, Susan the Balloon Lady, Abby, Emerson, JulieAna, Ella.

With their fourth birthday just around the corner, Madeleine and Emily hosted their first "kids' birthday party" today. Below is their step by step guide for such social events.

The Guest List - This is the first opportunity you have to play with your parents' minds and it should not be squandered. In our case we each chose several girls from our class list. There was one girl left off and Mom said that was not acceptable. Madeleine took this opportunity to insist that she would like to invite some of the boys too. Mom suggested we could each invite three children, resulting in 8 of the 10 class members being involved - this too was unacceptable in her opinion.

After naps it was clear Mom had put some thought into this process and suggested we invite all of the girls in the class; seemed to feel she could justify inviting only some children if it went along gender lines. Do not surrender at this point. Cry if necessary, but insist that you must have girls AND boys.

In our case she broke down and we invited the entire class. Then two new students joined our class, she had to invite them too. We know she consoled herself, and Dad, by saying there was no way the majority of kids would come - it looked like she was wrong. Of the 12 children invited, 11 accepted - this sent Mom into orbit. However, the day before the party 4 kids were absent from school and she saw a reprieve on the horizon. Sadly, she was correct. Courtesy of the cold/cough/fever ripping through preschool, we ended up with 6 attendees, in addition to ourselves.

Madeleine with her supply list before going to the party store.

Emily with her supply list before going to the party store.

Supplies - You must be well-rested the day you go to the party supply store; you will use lots of energy hopping around the store and moving fast enough to make your parent think you have sprouted extra hands with which to touch everything. Once one of you decides which type of plate you want, let your sister have her turn. By the time she has decided - make sure you have changed your mind, this will greatly slow progress and make your mother doubt her sanity. Repeat the process for cups and napkins. Once you have given up and chosen your own plates, napkins and cups - eye your sister's choices and see if you should start over.

After the paper products are chosen, you may move on to "goody bags". Mom nearly outmaneuvered us at this point. She discovered "goody bag sets" involving goodies for 8 children in one big kit. We won this one, barely, by distracting her while she was showing us the available options. She knew that both of the kits chosen were labeled to indicate they contained 48 pieces, providing favors for 8 guests, and it was clear that Emily's choice included bags (each guest gets a bag plus 5 princess-themed plastic treasures). This was the crucial moment - we had to distract her enough that she didn't notice Madeleine's set of favors did NOT include bags. Sadly, she is compulsive and checked everything early and managed to regroup by decorating bags from Target for Madeleine's guests.

Cakes - For us, this was purely a case of an opportunity presenting itself. We were in a Michael's store and the three of us wandered near the shaped cake pans. After spotting them and quickly conferring - we turned on the charm. We convinced Mom, who had never made a shaped cake before, that we must absolutely have the shaped cakes or our birthdays would be miserable failures from which we would never recover. Carpe Diem!!

On the way home from Michael's Mom had the audacity to stop at the grocery store and try to entice us each to order a cake the store could make...no way, do not back down. This opportunity was sent from above and should not be squandered. Time to teach the old dog a few new tricks.

Madeleine had the foresight to choose a cake pan that could be adapted one of many different ways. She chose a butterfly and presented Mom with a new color scenario about every three days. She would go into great detail describing the way the butterfly should look and then wait until Mom submitted a drawing for her approval. It was at that point she changed her mind, again. Emily tried to jump on the bandwagon by suggesting that Abby Cadabby needed rainbow hair, etc. - she simply received a dirty look.

We think Mom finally had enough because one day we woke up and the cakes were sitting there finished. The butterfly was configured according to Madeleine's most recent specifications.

Emily blowing out her candles.

Emily's Abby Cadabby cake.

Madeleine getting ready to blow out her candles.

Madeleine's butterfly cake.

Everyone at the table.

Cleaning - This is a great opportunity for parental guilt and self-doubt. Your parents are probably trying to convince you cleaning/helping around the house is both expected and fun (fools). This is your chance to offer to "help". When your offer is accepted you should run around the house and access rooms from which you are normally barred. This puts your parent in the position of not letting you "help" and reinforcing the idea you are not responsible for household contributions, or accepting your "assistance" and their impending headaches. Sadly, we were outfoxed on this one. Last Saturday morning Dad announced he was taking us to the "Turtle Museum" and then McDonalds for lunch while Mom cleaned - we'll plan better next year.

Entertainment - Faced with the prospect of trying to entertain 13 preschoolers, Mom and Dad hired "The Balloon Lady" as she is known. She did magic, made balloon hats for the two of us and gave balloon animals to all the kids. We were very happy with this choice and thought it a wise move.

Madeleine and the Balloon Lady.

Emily and the Balloon Lady

Madeleine and her balloon hat.

Emily and her balloon hat.

You will know if your day was a success by the note on which you end it. If you end it looking like this...

Emily in her new Sleeping Beauty costume. Madeleine in her new Fancy Nancy costume.

it was a success!

In Defense Of Girls

About the time Madeleine and Emily turned three I started getting questions about whether or not we would have a third baby. After several of these inquiries I noticed a trend. People want to know if we will try for another baby for the sole reason of having a son the next time around.

For about six months I have struggled to discern if this is simply people looking for balance, even if it is gender-balance in a family other than their own; or if it is rooted in subtle sexism. There are days I think people's motivation is pretty harmless and there are days I'm convinced it is sexism. The latter tends to come when I'm told things like "Till needs a son." "Despite what they say, all men secretly want a son." and "She is glad this baby is a boy, so she doesn't have to have another one." - and all of these pearls of wisdom were shared by people I put in the family and friends category.

In the interest of full disclosure, I know more women who have all daughters than women who have all sons. When I ask moms of sons if they are questioned about possibly trying for a girl they tell me - sometimes. When I ask mothers of daughters if they are asked about trying for a boy, they tell me - all the time. Maybe I'm not asking the right women, but it seems there is a trend. The assumption is, if you don't have a son, your family is not complete; sons are necessary, daughters are accessories.

We have never known the heartbreak of trying to get pregnant and having difficulty or the agony of miscarriage. We were blessed with a stress-free, uncomplicated pregnancy and delivery resulting in two completely healthy, full-term babies who left the hospital 36 hours after birth. Our daughters are, and will hopefully remain, healthy, bright, personable and feisty. Are they "less" because they are girls?

October 25th 2004 was the day we had the ultrasound that revealed gender. Honestly, I was hoping for a boy and a girl, simply because I thought it would be easier for each child to see him or herself as an individual, rather than part of "the twins" (a term we do not use), if something as basic as gender was different. My second choice was two girls, because I really wanted at least one daughter. I would have happily taken two boys, but I confess to a secret yearning for pink ribbons and tea parties. Baby A (Madeleine) was probably a girl (80% chance) and Baby B (Emily) was definitely a girl; and not modest. I was walking on air. October 26th 2004 I was in the staff room during lunch and someone asked if we had learned the babies' gender. When I said it was two girls, the first thing I was asked by another teacher was "Is your husband disappointed?" The answer - absolutely not, both babies are healthy and we are thrilled. It was about that time we quit referring to the babies as "the tenants" and started referring to them as "the Schreiber girls".

Over four years later, today, I was asked if we would be trying for a boy "next time" by a stranger at Target. First of all, there may very well not be a "next time", we kind of like having two kids - at least for now. Secondly, Emily and Madeleine were standing next to me when I was asked and they understood the question. Thankfully, they did not understand the implication that they are not enough, that they need a brother in the eyes of many, but they understood there was a question about a boy and if we were going to "try" for this prize that has thus far eluded us. This question is no longer a harmless question. This is no longer someone stepping on the toes of etiquette while prying into a stranger's life. This is a question that sends a message to my daughters that, for a reason that is not viable and is beyond their control, they are insufficient.

I know many people will feel I'm overreacting and my daughters have nothing to worry about. This is the United States; the nation of Susan B. Anthony, Clara Barton, Eleanor Roosevelt, Betty Friedan, Gloria Steinem, Sandra Day OConnor, Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama; you can be anything you want to be in our society; women can have it all - career and family. And yet, recently I read an article stating some doctors are alarmed by more people turning to specific infertility treatments, not to become pregnant, but to choose the gender of the baby; most of these people desire sons.

Today President Obama signed The Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Restoration Act ( op-ed here). I watched his remarks following the signing. I watched him invoke the memory of his grandmother who hit the glass ceiling at the bank where she worked. He stated he signed the bill for her and "for my daughters, and all those who will come after us, because I want them to grow up in a nation that values their contributions, where there are no limits to their dreams and they have opportunities their mothers and grandmothers never could have imagined."

While it is wonderful this law is now law, why is it needed if we live in a country that values women as much as men? I don't have the answer. I do have the answer to the question of whether or not we are going to try for a boy - if we have a third child, it will be because we want another child, boy or girl, either would be welcomed with open arms. But, please, don't ask me about it in front of my daughters. Some day they will figure out the implication of the question and I'm not sure what to tell them.

Back To "Normal"

Emily (L) and Madeleine (R) playing with a castle Oma and Opa sent from Germany. The girls' father had a wonderful time putting the castle together!

On our trip from Spokane to Williamsburg we had to kill approximately three hours in the Las Vegas airport. We decided to walk over to the other terminal and consequently take advantage of (play on - of course out of the way of other passengers) the moving walkways between the two concourses. The airport completed the walkway area fairly recently and apparently Till had checked it out on his way to Spokane, whereas I had not seen it. As we were walking I kindly pointed out to Till that if he somehow led us out of the secure area I would murder him with my bare hands as I didn't want to go through security again. Madeleine stopped, looked up and informed me "We don't kill. Mr. Franklin said not to murder." Mr. Franklin is the girls' Sunday School teacher and I'm guessing we have had some discussion regarding the Ten Commandments.

The other day I heard one of the girls running around the main floor of the house. This was slightly concerning as I was upstairs and the girls were both in the family room when I had headed upstairs. We have a gate across the door to the family room as it allows luxuries, like being able to run upstairs and switch a load of laundry from the washer to the dryer while knowing the girls are in a "secure environment". Apparently, Madeleine and Emily had figured out if they took their child-sized chairs and climbed up on the half-wall separating the family room from the kitchen, they could use a kitchen chair to climb down on the other side of the wall. Voila! Freedom! When I went downstairs and asked what was going on, I was informed "Emily show I how!" by a very happy Madeleine. This is not a good development.

Since our return we have started "music school". I go with the girls (next year they can go alone) and it is just an hour on Tuesday mornings. Both girls wander around the house singing, so we thought this may be a popular activity. True to form, Emily launched in right away with great enthusiasm. Mind you, she did not know any of the lyrics (many of the students started last "semester"), but that did not prevent her from singing along with everyone else, just two words behind. Madeleine was a bit more cautious and observed what was going on for a while. However, about 2o minutes into class, she too began singing along.

Our other exciting news since our return is that we got to "take care" of Harry while Erica and her husband, Jay, were on their honeymoon. That poor traumatized rabbit. He is used to an adult-only environment and then the three of us walk through the door. While the girls are gentle and try to be quiet - my guess is that is one relieved bunny when we leave him in peace. I personally greatly appreciate his role-modeling a love of vegetables!

Christmas Memories

Painting sugar cookies. Madeleine on the left and Emily on the right. Thanks to Aunt Liz for donating t-shirts to wear over our clothing!

Madeleine decorating gingerbread cookies Aunt Liz had for the girls.

Emily decorating her gingerbread cookies.

The first big storm (23" in 24 hours) brought enough snow we thought we could play in it...turns out it was a bit deep! Who could have predicted?

We tried to go sledding in the deep snow, but it was too powdery. A very dedicated Grandpa actually brought shovels over and dug a sledding path...even that didn't work too well at first. So, Emily decided riding on Grandpa's shovel was a good compromise.

Emily helps make the sledding path.

Sledding at last! (just takes the weight of an adult on the sled...as well as shoveling, smoothing with a box, etc, etc.)! Madeleine with a big grin (if you click on the picture you can actually see it) and yes, we noticed Emily toppled over at the top of the frame and picked her up.

Emily was less than thrilled with this trip down the hill as I nicked the snow on the side on the way down (I blame Grandpa as he pushed us off with enough enthusiasm he ended up flopped on the snow) and snow sprayed up in our faces...despite her concerns, Emily did not melt.

While the sledding was a bit of a challenge, we got to "have snow for a snack".

Uncle Tom and Aunt Camilla graciously hosted a brunch at The Davenport Hotel. Both girls spotted "the Cinderella Room" and went in. Emily in the Marie Antoinette Ballroom.

Madeleine in the Marie Antoinette Ballroom.

Madeleine (l) and Emily admiring one of the many gingerbread houses on display at the hotel. While we are not exactly following the "hands on your tummy" rule, we did not sample.

Aunt Camilla giving the girls gifts while explaining they are very important gifts and the girls need to use them to see Santa and his reindeer on Christmas Eve. (Emily in red, Madeleine in green)

The gifts...miners' lamps with which to view the sky! Appropriate for the great great granddaughters of a miner from the Idaho panhandle. Madeleine in red and Emily in white on the afternoon they were given the lamps - practicing for the 24th.

Christmas Eve - Where's Santa?

Per custom, everyone received new sleepwear on Christmas Eve. Emily (left) and Madeleine were given their first nightgowns - flannel and longer than they appear in the picture.

The purple train with purple hearts and the pink train with pink hearts we asked Santa for. While the trains are carried around, there has not been considerable playing with them. I'm sure the brunette elf who spent hours painting and stenciling is not at all bitter.

Playing one of our new Fancy Nancy games, given by Aunt Liz, with Uncle Kyle. Madeleine in pink and Emily in blue - Kyle in clothing,not jammies.

Two Cinderellas hanging out with Aunt Liz and various Christmas goodies.

And so...we ventured outside again. This time we had the joy of defrosting Uncle Paul's car door with a hair dryer. Obviously the door is open, but they had so much fun with the dryer, we just let them continue melting the snow off of the car. Emily.

Madeleine.
When it is too cold to play outside and the snow "isn't right", head to the grocery store and drive an apple! Emily by the door, Madeleine at the wheel.

Finally a sledding hill that works - just took new snow and some time. Madeleine (huge grin) with Grandpa. Emily also went sledding with Bapa, but the photographer had no luck capturing it.

Our one and only snowman of the season. There was some consternation that it was not made out of "three round balls".

When we got home and opened the gate, one mitten stuck to the metal. This delighted both girls and another mitten was added.